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Pee. What?

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It's not resent. Pee. Present. Oh, got
it.

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Please wake up.

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Wake up, sir.

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Wake up, you little son of a bitch, you
shit.

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I'm sorry, sir, but you had a dirty
dream.

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I always have sexual -oriented dreams.

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My upbringing, I think.

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I grew up in a family of die -hard
chauvinists.

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I'm sorry, sir, but I'm of feminist.

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And I can't allow you to undress me in
your dream.

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Hey, please, I need some water.

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Yes, you old bitch, I'll be there in a
moment.

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The same dream again?

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Haunted me like the Phantom of the
Opera.

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The Hound of the Baskervilles. Calvin
Klein's obsession.

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It's a healthy dream.

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Welcome to Hollywood, Frank.

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Why, thank you, Frank.

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You're welcome, Frank.

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Do you realize we just completed seven
sentences full of intellectual subtext?

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I'm exhausted.

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Crash out, dude.

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Extremely well put, Mr. Rostopovich.

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Can I help you, miss?

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Pardon? Where is the bathroom?

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Bathroom?

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First door on the left.

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Thank you.

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I was at the right.

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federal police for infringement on his
civil rights and called upon fellow

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Americans to condemn further... Easy on
the sweetened loaf.

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There's not enough jam on the toast,
Sophia.

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Chilla, the coffee was too black. And
not too much boat in the juice, Loretta.

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What was that bit again?

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I will protect my right to speak freely
with my life.

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They should have castrated him first and
then executed him. Go on.

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That'll be Alex from the studio.

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How much were you grossed last night?

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Good. That's good.

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Fire six vice presidents. Call me in the
morning.

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Yes, I'm scared.

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You guessed right.

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No, I'm not afraid of flying.

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Yes, I'm scared for my life.

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I'm coming to LA to testify against the
ketchup tycoon slash drug lord Rupert

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Hess.

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Yes, this is where I'm keeping the
evidence against him.

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No, I'm not stupid enough to arrive in
Los Angeles carrying this with me.

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Yes, please promise me protection.

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No, I don't believe them.

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Yes, I'll take care of myself.

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No, I don't know this guy.

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Sure, I have ways of finding out.

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That poisonous snake.

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That sleazy, lowlife informer. He must
be bringing evidence against me.

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Have him killed, Bruno.

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Please? What?

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Have him killed, please?

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I want him dead!

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Okay.

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Look at them.

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Unsuspected. Innocent. The key to my
greatest scheme ever.

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There's a hundred million big ones
riding on those beauties.

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Kill Garcia first and then pick up the
girls.

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Now pick up the girls first and then
kill Garcia.

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But if I pick up the girls first and
then kill Garcia, the girls will see me

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killing Garcia.

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Darn. Kill Garcia first and then pick up
the girls.

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Great idea, boss.

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Good morning, Frank.

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Morning, Frank.

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Sleep like a baby?

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Yeah.

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And I'm not the only one.

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Look at the big guy. He's out cold.

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you

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What's amazing?

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You look just like Arnold
Schwarzenegger. Who's he work for? You

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another planet.

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I'm from Brooklyn. That qualifies.

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Not here.

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Mr. Garcia, informer against drug lord,
move at pass. Please meet federal agents

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of the witness protection program in the
arrivals area, please. Mr. Garcia,

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please.

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Yes? That was him, you idiot.

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Okay, Bart.

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That was him, you idiot.

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What's up, kid? Can't you see we're
waiting for an informer?

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Clear diversion to mislead us into
thinking those gentlemen behind you are

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assassins. Code 45A, Section 1C. Attempt
to deceive a federal agent.

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A prosecutable offense.

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I am Garcia.

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Meet me in the men's room.

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I think he's gay.

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The white zone in the bathroom is for
unloading only.

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No homosexuals.

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The white zone in the bathroom... Mine's
already here, Frank.

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It's not your suitcase, Frank. Your
suitcase isn't pink. Yes, it is. You're

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making a dreadful mistake. Which can
only help the plot.

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My turn.

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What next?

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As a small boy, I had a terrible
childhood, which haunts me and sometimes

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me violent.

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Other than that, I'm just an average
guy.

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Please talk.

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Hey, Frank.

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Yes, Frank.

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It wasn't funny, Frank.

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It wasn't me, Frank. My mistake, Frank.
So you're going to talk?

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Here we go again.

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My dear.

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constipated poor fellow.

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Don't worry. Like they say, easy come,
easy go. Very apropos, Frank.

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Oh, thank you, Frank.

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I'll talk.

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I'm all ears.

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I'm here to testify against Rupert Hess.

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Duh. What's your evidence?

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A very thick organizer with names, phone
numbers, dates.

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Would you give it to me before I kill
you?

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I don't have it. I got rid of it on the
plane.

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Some other passenger has it in his carry
-on.

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And the name of that passenger?

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Rostopovich. I didn't hear that, Garcia.

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Mr.

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Rostopovich! Yes, Mr. Guggenheimer?

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That wasn't me, Frank.

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Who is this Rostopovich?

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He's about 5 '10", brown hair, green
eyes, a Capricorn, real sensitive with a

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great sense of humor. Where can I find
him? He's a citizen of the world,

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presently on a business trip to L .A. He
frequents bars, strip clubs, and four

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-star hotels where single women can be
approached.

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Does he know about the notebook?

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What notebook?

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The notebook Garcia put in his carry -on
unsuspected while Rostopovich was

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asleep on the plane.

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Nah, the man's completely oblivious.

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We'll have to block all the exits.

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If he doesn't cooperate, we'll have to
kill him.

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Thanks, Garcia.

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You made my life a lot easier.

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So, you're not going to kill me?

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Ah, I almost forgot.

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I don't smoke. I don't drink. I still
can't remember nothing.

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What was that name he said again?

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Wasabovitz. Thanks.

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Don't mention it.

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You think constipation killed him?

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No. It was definitely a .48 with a
silencer.

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You realize they know I have the crucial
agenda.

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You do?

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You do?

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You do?

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You do?

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I think they're going to kill you.

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Positively. Well, then you better get
out there. If they take you out first, I

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can get away unharmed.

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Thanks, Frank.

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What are friends for, Frank?

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The villains are looking for a man.

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5 '10", brown hair, green eyes.

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A Capricorn, real sensitive.

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Which means these incorrect suitcases
will now come in handy.

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foolproof plan.

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All we have to do is slip out of here
completely unnoticed.

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You must be with a pageant. You must be
Bruno.

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At your service.

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May I take your luggage?

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But of course.

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I'm Ethel. And I'm Mirabelle.

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We do makeup. And hair.

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We also do body makeup.

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Any of you need some work on your tan?

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Well, I do.

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Maybe I'll need you in the first couple
of days. I don't want to come out pale

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in the pictures.

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I'm going to win this pageant.

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I'm sure you will.

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Excuse me. Is there a ladies' room?

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Yes.

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In the back.

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You're here.

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You go past the jacuzzi, after the
master suite.

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Make a right, then a left.

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Go back about a quarter mile.

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You'll be there in about ten minutes.

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You're so sweet.

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Maribel, sweetie, didn't you say you had
to powder your nose?

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What?

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No, my nose is fine.

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She just gets carried away sometimes.

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Big

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butt.

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No shit.

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We need to talk. My feet are killing me.
My bra is too tight. Oh, personally, I

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hate pantyhose. And red lipstick doesn't
suit me at all. Frank. Don't wrinkle my

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dress, bitch. Frank, come to your
senses. You don't give a shit about the

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You're not a woman.

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I'm not a woman?

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I'm not a woman.

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Oh, thank God.

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They're still there.

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I'm not a woman.

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Is that good or bad? We gotta get out of
here. This whole thing is getting out

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of hand.

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Bruno. Bruno?

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You know, the Arnold Schwarzenegger
type.

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How did you know his name?

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I don't know. Are you having an affair
with him? You crazy son of a bitch.

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Listen to me.

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Look at me.

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What do you see?

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Your mascara is running.

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Who am I? An ugly chap who's jealous of
my body. Crank.

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Snap out of it.

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You hurt me.

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But I liked it.

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Just kidding. I'm okay. Who are you? I'm
Frank Guggenheimer. Thank God. Now,

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listen, Frank, we came here to make it
in Hollywood, act right and direct. I

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know that. Now, look at us. We're up to
our ass in drugs, prostitution, maybe

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even assassination.

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Hey, look on the bright side. You ever
have so much fun being abroad?

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Think how much fun you're going to have
when Bruno finds out you're not and

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shoots you right between the eyes.

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You know what this is.

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Garcia's little brown book?

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That's right, and it's hot.

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Names, numbers, dates of all Hess's drug
activities.

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Help!

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Yes. Well, what is it?

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Oh, I hope you don't mind.

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It's getting so hot back there, and I
need to change into... Something more

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comfortable? You got it.

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Come here.

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Help.

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Much better.

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Much, yes, much. Thanks, girl.

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Bye.

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What was that you were saying about
getting out of here, Frank?

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I don't remember anymore.

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On one hand, we have real danger. The
possibility of grievous bodily harm.

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premature mortality.

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On the other, we have ironclad evidence
against the wanted drug lord.

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And also ten gorgeous women.

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What do you say?

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We're young. We're tough. We can't quit
now. For richer, for poorer. For better

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or worse. In sickness and in health.
Till death do us part.

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I do.

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So do I.

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Though I ain't got a diamond, you got
money.

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to me

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The Hess Ketchup is sponsoring the
event, which has run afoul of the local

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feminist groups.

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This is Peter Hairnet for the Mafia News
Network.

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Help me. I can't see.

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It's a miracle.

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I can't see.

259
00:21:12,460 --> 00:21:19,300
I know I've seen you

260
00:21:19,300 --> 00:21:20,300
somewhere before.

261
00:21:20,620 --> 00:21:21,620
Yes, you have.

262
00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:26,980
You know, Vogue, Marie Claire, Harper's
Bazaar, LW Magazine, you name it.

263
00:21:27,290 --> 00:21:29,110
We've had our pictures taken with Brooke
Shield.

264
00:21:29,450 --> 00:21:31,050
Christy Brinkley. Paula Barbieri.

265
00:21:31,510 --> 00:21:33,330
Claudia Shepard. Paulina Poliscova.

266
00:21:33,570 --> 00:21:35,330
All the supermodels. We've done them
all.

267
00:21:36,030 --> 00:21:37,290
Makeup in here, that is.

268
00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:39,570
Well, that explains it, I guess.

269
00:21:39,890 --> 00:21:42,210
Well, of course it does, Billy. We're
famous.

270
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:32,980
And you know what happens to people that
fail me.

271
00:23:33,540 --> 00:23:34,780
They don't get dessert.

272
00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:36,580
They become off -ramp.

273
00:23:37,940 --> 00:23:39,120
Before or after dessert.

274
00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:42,680
That last of the poets can hang me as
long as he has the book.

275
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:45,220
Find us two idiots and bring me back the
book.

276
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:48,320
Maybe the guy doesn't even know he has
the book.

277
00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:56,040
I've seen that guy somewhere before.

278
00:23:56,620 --> 00:23:59,160
Of course you have, you moron. You ran
into him and the other guy.

279
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:04,800
Bet I'd recognize him again, even in
disguise. Any idiot would recognize him.

280
00:24:05,020 --> 00:24:06,760
I'm not just any idiot, boss.

281
00:24:08,860 --> 00:24:09,659
Find him.

282
00:24:09,660 --> 00:24:10,840
Bring him back to me personally.

283
00:24:11,540 --> 00:24:13,900
Now, get out of here. I can turn my own
pages.

284
00:24:30,090 --> 00:24:31,090
and circumstance.

285
00:24:59,210 --> 00:25:00,470
and looting his hair.

286
00:25:00,670 --> 00:25:07,230
He has a huge mansion with a bodyguard,
big screen TV, two pools and three

287
00:25:07,230 --> 00:25:08,230
jacuzzis.

288
00:25:11,750 --> 00:25:18,550
I survived

289
00:25:18,550 --> 00:25:22,230
the fall from 30 ,000 feet and I feel
better already.

290
00:25:22,590 --> 00:25:27,190
I drink on the avion and I never, never
mix it up on Thursday.

291
00:25:28,060 --> 00:25:29,940
I didn't know you had ketchup in Iraq.

292
00:25:30,460 --> 00:25:34,140
We don't. But then again, we don't have
burgers either.

293
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:44,200
Hello. What's a nice girl like you doing
in a place like this?

294
00:25:45,060 --> 00:25:47,280
Beauty. And money.

295
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:49,540
And your business.

296
00:25:50,020 --> 00:25:51,980
And I love to win.

297
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:55,360
Funny. You don't sound Latin at all.

298
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,000
I'm not.

299
00:25:57,420 --> 00:25:58,420
I'm from Pacoima.

300
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:01,760
The hunter and tourist office is paying
me to do this.

301
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:07,640
But what I really want to do is ask if
you could say I'm an aspiring bimbo.

302
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:17,460
How many did you have?

303
00:26:19,140 --> 00:26:20,140
None.

304
00:26:20,780 --> 00:26:22,060
I'm still a virgin.

305
00:26:40,650 --> 00:26:41,650
Time to go to bed.

306
00:26:41,890 --> 00:26:45,530
Mr. Hess will expect to see you at his
mansion tomorrow morning early.

307
00:26:45,970 --> 00:26:49,750
He has turned over his guest house for
your training and preparation, and he

308
00:26:49,750 --> 00:26:52,130
will personally choose the ones he wants
to date.

309
00:26:52,410 --> 00:26:56,250
And if you're thinking about going out
without his permission, it won't fly.

310
00:26:56,570 --> 00:26:59,950
You're restricted to your rooms, and
there's a guard in every corridor. Now

311
00:26:59,950 --> 00:27:00,950
break it up.

312
00:27:06,450 --> 00:27:08,950
Ladies and gentlemen. Just ladies.

313
00:27:10,380 --> 00:27:11,380
Just ladies.

314
00:27:11,500 --> 00:27:16,020
My pleasure to introduce to you our...
Host.

315
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:20,340
Host. Mr. Rupert... I know that.

316
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:23,460
Mr. Rupert Hess.

317
00:27:28,260 --> 00:27:34,260
I want to welcome you all to the Hess
Ketchup First Annual International

318
00:27:34,260 --> 00:27:38,980
Pageant. You are all so beautiful. So
lovely.

319
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:40,640
So sophisticated.

320
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:43,560
But only a few of you will win.

321
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:46,680
And those who win will travel.

322
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:52,020
We'll send you to exotic places to claim
even more prizes, more cash, more

323
00:27:52,020 --> 00:27:55,360
awards, and more honor for this, our
great country.

324
00:27:56,140 --> 00:28:02,640
First -class trips to Bogota, Catarina,
Haiti, Bolivia, and, of course, the

325
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:03,640
Middle East.

326
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:07,580
Treats unprecedented in beauty contests.
And, of course...

327
00:28:08,110 --> 00:28:10,810
The grand prize, 50 ,000 in going to
cash.

328
00:28:11,890 --> 00:28:15,670
And now, ladies, I have a very important
meeting with the local mafia. But I

329
00:28:15,670 --> 00:28:19,290
assure you, in the next couple of days,
we'll get to know each other very well

330
00:28:19,290 --> 00:28:24,750
personally. There'll be lunches,
dinners, nights in the town.

331
00:28:25,330 --> 00:28:30,110
There'll be clubs, discos, bars, the
best restaurants.

332
00:28:30,630 --> 00:28:32,570
There's swimming in the jacuzzi.

333
00:28:32,810 --> 00:28:37,590
There'll be the... You want it?

334
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:40,120
Forget it.

335
00:28:55,620 --> 00:28:56,620
Frank.

336
00:28:56,820 --> 00:28:59,160
Frank. You look pretty strange.

337
00:29:00,260 --> 00:29:01,640
Why? What's wrong with me?

338
00:29:02,100 --> 00:29:04,300
Stop staring at that guy. Are you crazy?

339
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:06,520
I'm not staring at him. He's staring at
me.

340
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:19,440
I'm Rupert Hatch.

341
00:29:20,140 --> 00:29:23,900
Charmed. I couldn't help watching you
from a distance. I find you captivating,

342
00:29:23,900 --> 00:29:27,940
fascinating, different, and so unusually
fully dressed.

343
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:29,760
I'm only the makeup girl.

344
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:33,420
I'm a Pisces. Would you like to have
fish with me? Is this a... Yes, an

345
00:29:33,420 --> 00:29:34,420
invitation to dinner.

346
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:37,340
I'll pick you up, say, six -ish.

347
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:38,840
Six -ish, then.

348
00:29:39,940 --> 00:29:40,940
I'm Mirabelle.

349
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:42,240
You're ugly.

350
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:44,380
If you want to have dinner with her,
she's yours.

351
00:29:45,140 --> 00:29:46,220
Thank you very much.

352
00:29:46,890 --> 00:29:47,890
What am I, a chopped liver?

353
00:30:17,900 --> 00:30:18,900
fucking mind.

354
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:19,920
You're jealous.

355
00:30:20,100 --> 00:30:23,760
Jealous my ass. You're going out to
dinner with a mobster dressed as a girl.

356
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:27,080
didn't say he was going to dress as a
girl. Don't get cute with me, Frank.

357
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:28,960
damn clothes have started to change your
personality.

358
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:33,460
You're becoming Ethel. I don't have to
stand here and let you insult me. Oh,

359
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:34,760
What are you gonna do?

360
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,320
Powder my nose, Frank.

361
00:30:37,700 --> 00:30:39,860
Listen to me. We are not women.

362
00:30:40,060 --> 00:30:41,060
We're men in drag.

363
00:30:41,220 --> 00:30:45,220
We did it out of desperation, following
a twisted plot, and it's gotta end now.

364
00:30:46,090 --> 00:30:48,710
Out of these dresses, we're burning
these wigs, we're going back to what

365
00:30:48,710 --> 00:30:49,710
us here in the first place.

366
00:30:49,930 --> 00:30:53,630
Right now, the combination of danger and
sex appeals to me more than money. The

367
00:30:53,630 --> 00:30:54,630
hotel is paid for.

368
00:30:54,710 --> 00:30:57,810
There's ten gorgeous half and or fully
naked women for the taking.

369
00:30:58,030 --> 00:31:01,330
And I'm not walking away from paradise
until either I'm dead or fully

370
00:31:01,710 --> 00:31:04,750
May I remind you that the former is a
more than distinct possibility with a

371
00:31:04,750 --> 00:31:05,750
ruthless drug lord.

372
00:31:06,210 --> 00:31:07,390
Rupert! Oh, he's a pussycat.

373
00:31:07,690 --> 00:31:10,590
Will you stop it? Bruno's already killed
one man in cold blood.

374
00:31:10,810 --> 00:31:11,970
He may already be wracked by guilt.

375
00:31:12,510 --> 00:31:15,270
Bruno doesn't feel any guilt because he
doesn't have a brain.

376
00:31:15,470 --> 00:31:18,290
And when Rupert finds out we're not who
he thinks we are, we end up in some

377
00:31:18,290 --> 00:31:20,770
freeway off -ramp. I say we make a run
for it.

378
00:31:21,290 --> 00:31:22,290
I can't do that, Frank.

379
00:31:22,510 --> 00:31:23,510
Why the hell not, Frank?

380
00:31:24,170 --> 00:31:25,170
I have a date tonight.

381
00:31:25,370 --> 00:31:28,030
Well, don't expect me to play
bridesmaid. I'm getting out of here.

382
00:31:29,390 --> 00:31:30,390
Maribel!

383
00:31:38,990 --> 00:31:42,690
I call this meeting because, as you
know, business is not exactly booming.

384
00:31:43,370 --> 00:31:47,590
Elections are down, illegal gambling is
off, and the protection racket is not

385
00:31:47,590 --> 00:31:51,350
performing. All because your old geezers
are not up to the job.

386
00:31:51,950 --> 00:31:55,830
Forget it, Miriam. I'm not listening to
any of your excuses about weak kidneys,

387
00:31:55,950 --> 00:31:56,950
flipped discs, and arthritis.

388
00:31:57,930 --> 00:32:00,770
I've heard it all before, and to be
honest, to me it sounds like sheer

389
00:32:00,770 --> 00:32:01,770
negativism.

390
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:54,480
with Mr. Rupert Hess.

391
00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:58,140
Fuck. Never on the first date.

392
00:33:59,460 --> 00:34:00,460
I can do it.

393
00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:11,000
Oh, no

394
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,000
problem, Frank.

395
00:34:12,100 --> 00:34:12,978
Go ahead.

396
00:34:12,980 --> 00:34:15,060
Take a nap. Stand Rupert up.

397
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:17,340
Get him pissed. Have us both killed.

398
00:34:17,659 --> 00:34:18,659
Shut up.

399
00:34:20,380 --> 00:34:21,380
I can do it.

400
00:34:22,380 --> 00:34:23,380
I can do it.

401
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:27,480
I'll jump in the shower, put some makeup
on.

402
00:34:28,179 --> 00:34:30,060
You feel like a brand -new woman in no
time.

403
00:34:51,370 --> 00:34:53,630
My roommate was using our tub, so I
thought I might borrow yours.

404
00:34:54,210 --> 00:34:56,810
Well, don't just stand there.

405
00:34:57,510 --> 00:35:00,130
Come on in and share while the water's
still warm.

406
00:35:00,930 --> 00:35:03,450
I can't do that. Don't tell me you're
shy.

407
00:35:04,130 --> 00:35:05,690
We're girls, after all.

408
00:35:06,610 --> 00:35:07,610
Come on, Ethel.

409
00:35:08,410 --> 00:35:09,410
I'm straight.

410
00:35:10,030 --> 00:35:11,910
Just take your clothes off and jump in.

411
00:35:12,230 --> 00:35:14,170
I've never shared a tub with another
person.

412
00:35:14,870 --> 00:35:17,530
You see, I never had a boyfriend.

413
00:35:26,290 --> 00:35:28,050
I'm sort of a loner, I guess.

414
00:35:28,470 --> 00:35:29,930
Oh, I'm sorry, honey.

415
00:35:30,430 --> 00:35:31,710
Pretty girl like you.

416
00:35:33,850 --> 00:35:34,850
Girl,

417
00:35:35,650 --> 00:35:37,570
you're pecking more than you need,
aren't you?

418
00:35:39,130 --> 00:35:40,130
Aren't you, Frank?

419
00:35:40,370 --> 00:35:42,150
Okay, okay, what do you want from me?

420
00:35:42,370 --> 00:35:43,770
What do you have to offer? My body.

421
00:35:44,190 --> 00:35:45,109
Lousy bargain.

422
00:35:45,110 --> 00:35:46,110
I look better without the dread.

423
00:35:46,270 --> 00:35:49,890
Cut to the chase, Ethel. Call me Frank,
Misty. The name's Joanne Frank. I'm a

424
00:35:49,890 --> 00:35:51,590
narc. That's spelled F -B -I.

425
00:35:52,650 --> 00:35:56,790
All these years of training to make this
body perfect and seduce pets.

426
00:35:57,050 --> 00:35:58,130
And what happens?

427
00:35:58,530 --> 00:36:00,710
I get beaten out by a guy in drag.

428
00:36:01,330 --> 00:36:03,550
Guess I've got that certain je ne sais
quoi.

429
00:36:03,830 --> 00:36:05,090
Sure you do, Frank.

430
00:36:05,410 --> 00:36:10,550
That's why you, me, and your friend
Maribel, we girls are going to work

431
00:36:10,550 --> 00:36:12,130
and put Rupert out of business.

432
00:36:12,990 --> 00:36:13,990
Get a promotion.

433
00:36:14,730 --> 00:36:15,990
A raise, even.

434
00:36:16,210 --> 00:36:17,210
Get a life.

435
00:36:17,630 --> 00:36:21,670
Hey, I'm not with the FBI. I'm talking
about me, Frank. You and the other Frank

436
00:36:21,670 --> 00:36:22,649
will do the legwork.

437
00:36:22,650 --> 00:36:23,650
Pardon the expression.

438
00:36:23,810 --> 00:36:25,050
And I'll collect the benefit.

439
00:36:25,390 --> 00:36:26,390
What if I refuse?

440
00:36:27,070 --> 00:36:28,070
Nice try, Frank.

441
00:36:28,530 --> 00:36:30,230
Think I got to be an agent by accident?

442
00:36:30,610 --> 00:36:31,850
I'll tell you why not.

443
00:36:32,310 --> 00:36:35,010
Work with me, you little shit, or you're
dead.

444
00:36:35,610 --> 00:36:36,610
Get it?

445
00:36:36,710 --> 00:36:38,250
Dead. Point made.

446
00:36:38,590 --> 00:36:41,330
What do you want me to do? You will go
to dinner with Ruby.

447
00:36:41,850 --> 00:36:43,690
You will go back home to his mansion.

448
00:36:44,190 --> 00:36:46,010
And you will seduce him.

449
00:36:46,580 --> 00:36:48,040
Seduced him? I just said that.

450
00:36:48,300 --> 00:36:51,040
Seduced him? Frank, you're repeating
yourself. You're not making any sense.

451
00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:58,540
Okay, let's go.

452
00:36:59,380 --> 00:37:01,580
Wait a minute. What about Grace Jones
out there?

453
00:37:01,820 --> 00:37:03,380
Think I don't already have that figured
out?

454
00:37:04,060 --> 00:37:05,060
Hey, Sam!

455
00:37:09,820 --> 00:37:11,260
Hi, Misty. Hi, Sam.

456
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:13,220
All clear if you want to see the chief.

457
00:37:13,460 --> 00:37:14,860
Thanks. Catch you later. Bye.

458
00:37:15,980 --> 00:37:16,980
See you, Frank.

459
00:37:18,900 --> 00:37:19,900
Later, Frank.

460
00:37:31,940 --> 00:37:32,940
Here's the deal.

461
00:37:33,060 --> 00:37:34,060
See those?

462
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:35,800
They call them elevators.

463
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:52,680
Not this one. How do you know?

464
00:38:06,660 --> 00:38:13,480
Off we go up

465
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:14,480
into the wild.

466
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:16,600
We're picking up the teeth.

467
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:18,118
33rd floor.

468
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:19,260
There's no 33rd floor.

469
00:38:19,500 --> 00:38:21,200
No, Chief, either. Hit 32, pal.

470
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:22,560
32.

471
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:26,640
Would you take 31?

472
00:39:06,990 --> 00:39:08,510
Got a light? Sure, Chief.

473
00:39:10,250 --> 00:39:11,770
Thanks, but now I'm on duty.

474
00:39:12,510 --> 00:39:13,510
Hello, boys.

475
00:39:13,970 --> 00:39:16,270
Or should I say, hello, girls.

476
00:39:16,890 --> 00:39:18,790
Garcia, it's amazing you're alive.

477
00:39:19,250 --> 00:39:20,990
No, name's not Garcia.

478
00:39:21,290 --> 00:39:22,290
And yes, I'm alive.

479
00:39:23,770 --> 00:39:25,150
Oh, that, yeah.

480
00:39:25,610 --> 00:39:28,050
I got shot point blank. That's right.

481
00:39:30,550 --> 00:39:31,550
Bulletproof vest.

482
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:40,420
What the hell is that for? This is
supposed to be an express elevator.

483
00:39:40,740 --> 00:39:41,740
No stops.

484
00:39:45,660 --> 00:39:51,820
You just shot a little old lady. Yes, I
did.

485
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:55,660
That wasn't a little old lady. Rupert's
spies are all around.

486
00:39:55,980 --> 00:39:57,320
Word gets out I'm alive.

487
00:39:57,740 --> 00:39:59,440
Might as well kiss the plan goodbye.

488
00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:00,920
Now listen, Garcia.

489
00:40:01,180 --> 00:40:02,760
Gesundheim. I didn't sneeze.

490
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:05,000
No, his name's not Garcia. It's
Gesundheim.

491
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:23,260
Yes, I know what you're thinking.

492
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:26,320
But that book I placed on you, it was a
phony.

493
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:28,740
One that has to think we had the goods
on him.

494
00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:31,220
Yes, it is an ingenious plan.

495
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:34,860
No, I still can't arrest him. Got a
payroll a mile long.

496
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:40,140
Cops, judges, the mayor, city council,
garbage men, senior citizens, even the

497
00:40:40,140 --> 00:40:41,440
goddamn illegal aliens.

498
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:43,300
You name them, they're all on the take.

499
00:40:43,740 --> 00:40:45,100
The overhead will kill him.

500
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:46,860
No, I'd rather kill him myself.

501
00:40:47,700 --> 00:40:49,920
No, I can't get my hands on him legally.

502
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:51,960
And yes.

503
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:56,620
You will help me. No, we won't. And yet,
you're crazy. You don't have a choice.

504
00:40:56,860 --> 00:41:01,380
We know who you are. We got hold of all
your unpaid parking tickets in six

505
00:41:01,380 --> 00:41:05,160
states. We also know that you are
aspiring actor.

506
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:08,740
What we really want to do is write and
direct.

507
00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:12,640
You'll never work in this town again
unless you go along with my plan.

508
00:41:13,240 --> 00:41:14,480
What do you want from us?

509
00:41:14,860 --> 00:41:16,000
Let's go have a bite.

510
00:41:16,220 --> 00:41:17,340
I've got a free breakfast.

511
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:19,700
It's up to 5 .30.

512
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:21,720
Now you understand why it's free.

513
00:42:12,650 --> 00:42:15,550
Well, don't just stand there, Ethel.
Come on.

514
00:42:17,970 --> 00:42:22,870
You look ravishing.

515
00:42:24,150 --> 00:42:26,110
You're very handsome yourself, Mr. Head.

516
00:42:26,430 --> 00:42:27,690
So, where are we going tonight?

517
00:42:27,910 --> 00:42:31,430
I will fly you to the moon, Ethel. Oh,
my.

518
00:42:31,630 --> 00:42:34,550
I thought we were going to your house
for dinner. No, no, no. I prepared

519
00:42:34,550 --> 00:42:35,850
something rather exclusive.

520
00:42:36,230 --> 00:42:39,010
By the way, it's a mansion, not a house.

521
00:42:39,370 --> 00:42:40,370
Sorry.

522
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:04,100
Why three helicopters, Rupert? You must
be wondering.

523
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:08,240
Why three helicopters, Rupert? You read
my mind.

524
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:12,640
Decoys. If anybody gets any ideas, they
wonder who to shoot down first.

525
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:23,520
You like roller coasters, Ethel?

526
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:25,920
They make me dizzy. I lose control.

527
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:27,480
Good!

528
00:43:38,990 --> 00:43:43,330
Fucking real ecstasy, Ethel. Real
orgasmic.

529
00:45:12,270 --> 00:45:15,150
Yes, Rupert? You see all this?

530
00:45:15,470 --> 00:45:16,470
Yes, Rupert.

531
00:45:16,810 --> 00:45:17,850
All mine.

532
00:45:18,350 --> 00:45:19,870
This building over there?

533
00:45:20,630 --> 00:45:21,630
Mine.

534
00:45:21,950 --> 00:45:23,010
That other one?

535
00:45:23,870 --> 00:45:27,810
Mine. I own the biggest buildings in
town.

536
00:45:28,450 --> 00:45:33,630
Like they say, Rupert, a man's building
is an extension of his farfinugin.

537
00:45:34,790 --> 00:45:41,150
Ethel, you're so intelligent, so sharp,
so... Take your hand off my knee,

538
00:45:41,230 --> 00:45:42,440
Rupert. Thank you.

539
00:46:16,010 --> 00:46:17,810
Nice to see you again, Mr. Hess.

540
00:46:18,210 --> 00:46:19,270
New girlfriend?

541
00:46:19,750 --> 00:46:21,070
Yes, another one.

542
00:46:21,550 --> 00:46:22,990
We're really just acquaintances.

543
00:46:25,970 --> 00:46:26,970
The usual?

544
00:46:27,410 --> 00:46:28,410
Please.

545
00:46:34,890 --> 00:46:36,610
And what about you, slut?

546
00:46:38,570 --> 00:46:39,730
Crystal, please.

547
00:46:40,190 --> 00:46:42,910
Oh, that's a first. A slut with good
taste.

548
00:46:46,990 --> 00:46:48,010
a rude woman.

549
00:46:48,410 --> 00:46:50,370
Camille? She's a putz.

550
00:46:50,770 --> 00:46:52,650
Enough about her. Let's talk about us.

551
00:47:11,930 --> 00:47:13,470
So, what'll it be, my man?

552
00:47:14,150 --> 00:47:15,150
Black Russian?

553
00:47:15,180 --> 00:47:16,400
No, I just have sort of a tan.

554
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:18,080
What would you like?

555
00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:19,660
Uh, Bud Light. Got it.

556
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:28,360
Do I know you?

557
00:47:29,700 --> 00:47:30,740
Quite a gentleman, Frank.

558
00:47:32,260 --> 00:47:33,260
I don't think so.

559
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:34,760
Why?

560
00:47:35,380 --> 00:47:39,080
I got a really lousy memory. I always
ask people if I know them.

561
00:47:39,820 --> 00:47:40,820
You look familiar.

562
00:47:41,900 --> 00:47:43,400
You sure we haven't met before?

563
00:47:43,700 --> 00:47:44,700
Oh, I'm positive.

564
00:47:45,410 --> 00:47:46,910
I'm AB negative.

565
00:47:52,290 --> 00:47:53,790
Hey, this is empty.

566
00:47:54,050 --> 00:47:55,150
Why do you think they call it light?

567
00:47:57,390 --> 00:47:59,250
So, Bruno, you kill anybody today?

568
00:47:59,590 --> 00:48:00,790
Nah, pretty quiet.

569
00:48:02,410 --> 00:48:03,410
The usual?

570
00:48:03,430 --> 00:48:04,430
Yeah.

571
00:48:20,300 --> 00:48:22,280
No, thanks. I'm trying to cut down.

572
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:31,620
And now let's talk about you.

573
00:48:32,240 --> 00:48:38,880
Me? Yes, about you. You exude wit,
charm, class.

574
00:48:39,220 --> 00:48:44,600
I'm fascinated by you for some
unexplained reason as a kind of...

575
00:48:44,860 --> 00:48:49,700
charisma about you that makes me forget
all my good taste and very high

576
00:48:49,700 --> 00:48:50,800
aesthetic sensibilities.

577
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:54,520
I would walk to the ends of the earth
for a girl like you.

578
00:48:56,240 --> 00:48:58,760
So what do you say, Ethel? You want to
go back to the mansion and have sex with

579
00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:02,040
me? Oh, I don't know, Rupert. You're so
fierce.

580
00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:03,560
I need time.

581
00:49:03,780 --> 00:49:05,140
I need to get to know you.

582
00:49:17,610 --> 00:49:19,590
what it is about you, but I like you.

583
00:49:19,810 --> 00:49:21,130
I feel I know you.

584
00:49:22,410 --> 00:49:23,410
I'll tell you what.

585
00:49:23,950 --> 00:49:24,990
Let's be buddies.

586
00:49:25,450 --> 00:49:26,970
Let's have some fun. What do you say?

587
00:49:28,030 --> 00:49:29,530
Not a good idea, Frank.

588
00:49:30,330 --> 00:49:31,710
I don't think so.

589
00:49:32,330 --> 00:49:33,330
Good.

590
00:49:34,850 --> 00:49:36,210
Drinks are on me, Smiley.

591
00:49:38,590 --> 00:49:40,210
Can you do me a favor, Rupert?

592
00:49:40,510 --> 00:49:41,510
Anything, Esther.

593
00:49:42,190 --> 00:49:44,530
Helicopter, turn me off. Let's take your
car.

594
00:49:45,070 --> 00:49:46,070
Of course.

595
00:49:46,710 --> 00:49:48,910
By the way, it's not a car.

596
00:49:49,390 --> 00:49:50,410
It's a limo.

597
00:49:50,770 --> 00:49:51,770
Sorry.

598
00:49:58,010 --> 00:50:02,470
No, Rupert, don't. You overwhelm little
girls. Throw them off balance.

599
00:50:02,690 --> 00:50:03,890
I need a little romance.

600
00:50:04,830 --> 00:50:05,970
Romance? You want romance?

601
00:50:06,270 --> 00:50:07,270
I'll give you romance.

602
00:50:07,550 --> 00:50:08,550
Driver, pull over.

603
00:50:20,170 --> 00:50:21,170
Good evening, sir.

604
00:50:21,250 --> 00:50:23,170
Excuse me, my good man. I'll take all
the flowers you have.

605
00:50:25,210 --> 00:50:26,850
Now I want all your money, motherfucker.

606
00:50:27,670 --> 00:50:28,670
Don't hurt me.

607
00:50:28,690 --> 00:50:33,130
I'll give you anything you want. My
money, my credit cards, the car, her.

608
00:50:33,130 --> 00:50:34,049
me out of this.

609
00:50:34,050 --> 00:50:37,550
Okay, I'll take the money and the credit
cards. You can keep the car. Too big,

610
00:50:37,590 --> 00:50:38,590
lousy on gas mileage.

611
00:50:39,350 --> 00:50:41,150
But this little bitch is mine.

612
00:50:41,850 --> 00:50:42,850
What?

613
00:50:56,980 --> 00:50:59,360
Frank, I don't usually have this much
fun.

614
00:50:59,860 --> 00:51:01,240
My social life stinks.

615
00:51:01,860 --> 00:51:03,820
Got a few problems, know what I mean?

616
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:06,180
Like these guys I got to kill.

617
00:51:06,780 --> 00:51:10,480
One of them's about your height, same
eyes, same hair.

618
00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:12,480
Frankly, looks like you.

619
00:51:13,700 --> 00:51:17,040
The other guy I don't remember too good
because he had this camera in front of

620
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:18,040
his face.

621
00:51:18,180 --> 00:51:20,800
My boss says if I don't get them, he'll
get me.

622
00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:23,300
Problem is, I don't know where they are.

623
00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:25,160
So look at me.

624
00:51:25,700 --> 00:51:26,760
Look at him, Frank.

625
00:51:27,500 --> 00:51:29,840
Do I look like a dead man to you?

626
00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:33,340
Damn right I'm not. Know why?

627
00:51:34,380 --> 00:51:38,220
Because tomorrow I'm going to Mexico
with a bunch of bimbos for a major drug

628
00:51:38,220 --> 00:51:41,260
deal. And it splits, Bill, for yours
truly.

629
00:51:41,700 --> 00:51:46,920
A place where Rupert Hess can never find
me and I can live happily ever after.

630
00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:48,960
You're doing the right thing, Bruno.

631
00:52:17,710 --> 00:52:18,488
be all, sir.

632
00:52:18,490 --> 00:52:21,170
No, that would not be all. I'm paying
you good money, so stay in the car until

633
00:52:21,170 --> 00:52:22,170
you die.

634
00:52:27,130 --> 00:52:30,610
I'm sure you'll understand why I bring
you straight to the guesthouse, Heather.

635
00:52:30,990 --> 00:52:35,250
The mansion is a total mess, let alone
that my wife would divorce me and take

636
00:52:35,250 --> 00:52:36,790
all my money if she saw me with you.

637
00:52:37,010 --> 00:52:37,868
Your wife?

638
00:52:37,870 --> 00:52:39,470
Oh, what a kid.

639
00:52:52,590 --> 00:52:53,950
a wonderful evening. Good night.

640
00:52:56,270 --> 00:52:58,110
Ethel. Yes, Rupert?

641
00:52:58,630 --> 00:52:59,630
I'll be Frank.

642
00:52:59,830 --> 00:53:00,830
No, I'll be Frank.

643
00:53:01,050 --> 00:53:02,050
Such a kidder.

644
00:53:02,570 --> 00:53:06,930
Ethel. Yes, Rupert? I want you to know I
feel like we know each other for a long

645
00:53:06,930 --> 00:53:07,930
time.

646
00:53:08,190 --> 00:53:13,150
There's something about you I can't put
my finger on it. You wouldn't want to do

647
00:53:13,150 --> 00:53:15,710
that. You're not like the other girls.

648
00:53:16,190 --> 00:53:17,190
Well, that's true.

649
00:53:17,430 --> 00:53:18,430
You're strong.

650
00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:27,220
Will you handle that little crisis
tonight, the way your body feels?

651
00:53:28,540 --> 00:53:31,820
So well built and yet so, so feminine.

652
00:53:32,780 --> 00:53:35,640
I don't want you to rush into anything
you don't want to do.

653
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:38,880
So I'll give you ten minutes to shower
and slip into something more

654
00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:02,860
I'm a sucker for tough broads.

655
00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:17,840
Pretty kinky, huh?

656
00:54:25,060 --> 00:54:26,220
Here's your mail accessories.

657
00:54:28,020 --> 00:54:29,020
How'd it go?

658
00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:30,080
Fine, Sam.

659
00:54:30,500 --> 00:54:31,880
You sure you want to go through with
this?

660
00:54:32,780 --> 00:54:34,600
I have a job to do and I'll do it.

661
00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:36,840
For Misty.

662
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:39,400
For the agency.

663
00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:42,360
And for America.

664
00:54:44,700 --> 00:54:47,700
But mainly for me. I haven't had a man
in such a long time.

665
00:54:54,740 --> 00:54:58,440
Has it been ten minutes already?

666
00:54:59,040 --> 00:55:00,280
I wanted to surprise you.

667
00:55:00,720 --> 00:55:01,720
Naughty boy.

668
00:55:02,240 --> 00:55:04,500
Count to 3 ,000, then come in.

669
00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:12,780
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,

670
00:55:12,940 --> 00:55:16,100
7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14.

671
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:17,800
I cheated.

672
00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:33,860
It's time to meet Long Dong Silver.

673
00:55:34,900 --> 00:55:38,700
Oh, fuck.

674
00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:41,400
Rupee's here.

675
00:55:42,240 --> 00:55:43,240
Oh,

676
00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:49,100
yes. Oh, those muscles.

677
00:55:49,340 --> 00:55:50,640
You're a big bad mama.

678
00:55:51,100 --> 00:55:54,020
Little Rupert wants big bad mama to
spank him.

679
00:55:54,960 --> 00:55:56,240
Spank little Rupert.

680
00:56:15,690 --> 00:56:20,790
I have voice recognition silly Ready

681
00:58:25,279 --> 00:58:26,480
Frank, meet Ramirez.

682
00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:27,800
Ramirez, Frank.

683
00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:29,038
Ramirez, Frank.

684
00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:32,740
Frank, Ramirez. Ramirez, he couldn't
make it. I am Gonzales.

685
00:58:58,540 --> 00:58:59,680
I can't believe it.

686
00:59:00,020 --> 00:59:03,840
Months of planning that operation and
that goon Bruno goes and spills his guts

687
00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:05,180
to him in a cheap strip joint.

688
00:59:05,460 --> 00:59:08,640
Well, make me feel sleazy, why don't
you? I wouldn't call it cheap.

689
00:59:09,220 --> 00:59:10,220
Backy, maybe.

690
00:59:11,720 --> 00:59:16,820
What now?

691
00:59:17,300 --> 00:59:18,560
Ride too rough for you?

692
00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:19,760
My tooth!

693
00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:20,960
It's killing me.

694
00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:24,500
Transplant decoy to weasel out. We've
got a rendezvous to make.

695
00:59:25,799 --> 00:59:28,660
They'll hear us miles away. We better
drop them off. Or find a dentist.

696
00:59:28,940 --> 00:59:30,420
Where are we going to find a dentist out
here?

697
00:59:30,780 --> 00:59:31,780
Mi cuñado.

698
00:59:32,020 --> 00:59:33,940
My brother -in -law. He's the dentist.

699
00:59:34,320 --> 00:59:35,480
What kind of dentist?

700
00:59:35,900 --> 00:59:37,900
Beggars can't be choosers. Hit it,
Ramirez.

701
00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:39,980
Remember, I'm Gonzales.

702
01:00:20,290 --> 01:00:23,530
Senor, you have a severe eyesight
problem. I'm going to have to give you a

703
01:00:23,530 --> 01:00:24,970
prescription for a pair of glasses.

704
01:00:25,290 --> 01:00:28,510
There's nothing wrong with my eyesight.
It's my tooth that's killing me. I know.

705
01:00:28,830 --> 01:00:32,370
It is my professional opinion that you
have a bad tooth.

706
01:00:32,570 --> 01:00:33,810
I know that. Which one?

707
01:00:34,890 --> 01:00:36,090
That one, senor.

708
01:00:36,490 --> 01:00:40,450
What can you do about it? Well, I can
give you a filling for $25.

709
01:00:41,550 --> 01:00:44,350
Or I can give you a root canal for $100.

710
01:00:46,010 --> 01:00:47,210
That's it. You need a root canal.

711
01:00:47,820 --> 01:00:50,220
A hundred dollars? Are you out of your
mind?

712
01:00:50,440 --> 01:00:52,260
Si, senor, but that's not the question
here.

713
01:00:52,480 --> 01:00:53,419
It's outrageous.

714
01:00:53,420 --> 01:00:54,720
I'm not paying more than $30.

715
01:00:55,040 --> 01:00:56,160
$60. $35.

716
01:00:56,540 --> 01:00:57,540
$55.

717
01:00:58,140 --> 01:01:00,440
That hurt, senor? Yes.

718
01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:02,400
All right.

719
01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:04,620
$50. I don't have the cash.

720
01:01:04,960 --> 01:01:06,740
It's all right. I take American Express.

721
01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:12,980
Now take two strong drags, senor.

722
01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:14,440
Two big ones.

723
01:02:39,760 --> 01:02:41,020
I'll give you these free.

724
01:02:41,700 --> 01:02:43,560
When the pain comes, you just inhale.

725
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:45,000
Good deal.

726
01:02:51,760 --> 01:02:54,260
Rupert's planning to take delivery of
this shipment personally.

727
01:02:54,760 --> 01:02:57,420
The question is, how big is the
shipment?

728
01:02:57,700 --> 01:02:58,700
How big?

729
01:02:58,820 --> 01:03:00,340
Mind your own business, Gonzales.

730
01:03:00,700 --> 01:03:04,460
The other question is, how is he
planning to smuggle it back into the

731
01:03:04,780 --> 01:03:06,960
How? Gonzales, shut up and drive.

732
01:03:46,760 --> 01:03:47,760
What are we waiting for?

733
01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:57,400
Let's go.

734
01:04:16,510 --> 01:04:20,350
Walk you expect me to walk I'm not even
getting paid for this

735
01:06:17,509 --> 01:06:18,509
This is it.

736
01:06:18,850 --> 01:06:20,330
We're about 60 million, we hear.

737
01:06:20,830 --> 01:06:21,990
Strange. What?

738
01:06:22,410 --> 01:06:23,410
I don't see Rupert anywhere.

739
01:06:23,650 --> 01:06:24,670
That is strange.

740
01:06:25,110 --> 01:06:26,370
Maybe he's on the plane.

741
01:06:26,670 --> 01:06:28,310
Or maybe he's right behind you.

742
01:06:28,610 --> 01:06:29,610
Nah, couldn't be.

743
01:06:30,330 --> 01:06:31,330
Yes, it could.

744
01:06:31,590 --> 01:06:33,410
No, it couldn't. Could too.

745
01:06:33,970 --> 01:06:35,090
Whose voice is that?

746
01:06:35,430 --> 01:06:36,870
Not mine. Or mine.

747
01:06:37,910 --> 01:06:38,910
Gonzales?

748
01:06:39,450 --> 01:06:41,130
You a ventriloquist or something?

749
01:06:45,810 --> 01:06:46,810
Thank God.

750
01:06:47,570 --> 01:06:49,170
I thought it was hallucinating.

751
01:06:49,570 --> 01:06:50,570
Thank you, Gonzales.

752
01:06:51,530 --> 01:06:53,370
Here's your money. Gracias, hombre.

753
01:06:53,870 --> 01:06:55,730
I don't need to count it. I trust you.

754
01:06:56,090 --> 01:06:57,630
Gonzalez, you slimeball.

755
01:06:57,890 --> 01:06:58,990
You'll pay for this.

756
01:06:59,230 --> 01:07:00,230
Si, señorita.

757
01:07:00,910 --> 01:07:05,210
Home loan, car payment, put my kids to
college.

758
01:07:05,650 --> 01:07:06,650
Drop your weapons.

759
01:07:21,390 --> 01:07:27,930
As they say in my country, I bet that
means two birds with one stone in

760
01:07:28,190 --> 01:07:30,850
Your linguistic skills won't be enough
to save you, Mr. Guggenheimer.

761
01:07:31,910 --> 01:07:32,910
Search them.

762
01:07:35,050 --> 01:07:36,630
Get your hands off me!

763
01:07:37,230 --> 01:07:38,230
Don't touch me!

764
01:07:52,680 --> 01:07:54,620
Why do you look so familiar to me? What
about me?

765
01:07:54,860 --> 01:07:55,860
Don't I look familiar?

766
01:07:56,000 --> 01:08:00,540
You look ugly, but Mr. Guggenheim is
very, very familiar.

767
01:08:02,020 --> 01:08:04,060
I just can't put my finger on it.

768
01:08:09,060 --> 01:08:10,580
Good job, boy.

769
01:08:12,460 --> 01:08:16,240
What a waste of a good body to be
working for the Federal Bureau of

770
01:08:16,240 --> 01:08:18,600
Incompetence. You won't get away with
this, Hess.

771
01:08:19,100 --> 01:08:20,500
How old are you, my dear?

772
01:08:21,100 --> 01:08:22,260
Twenty -five next month?

773
01:08:22,720 --> 01:08:28,080
I'm afraid we'll have to sing happy
birthday now, as you won't be around

774
01:08:28,080 --> 01:08:29,080
month.

775
01:08:29,420 --> 01:08:30,420
Boys.

776
01:08:31,340 --> 01:08:37,140
Happy birthday to you.

777
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:41,160
Happy birthday to you.

778
01:08:42,040 --> 01:08:43,540
Happy birth...

779
01:09:06,920 --> 01:09:11,160
There's no trail, no evidence. You'll
have to nail me in a cheap technicality

780
01:09:11,160 --> 01:09:12,160
like a pawn.

781
01:09:12,260 --> 01:09:13,260
Put them on the plane.

782
01:09:13,859 --> 01:09:19,479
I personally will fly you to 10 ,000
feet and drop you off, so to speak.

783
01:09:20,279 --> 01:09:21,279
Have a nice flight.

784
01:09:22,660 --> 01:09:26,160
By the way, your gas was way off.

785
01:09:26,560 --> 01:09:30,760
I'm hurt. The street value of this
cocaine was 110 million.

786
01:10:10,860 --> 01:10:12,860
mind pointing those things somewhere
besides my face?

787
01:10:13,180 --> 01:10:14,280
One of them might go off.

788
01:10:14,540 --> 01:10:15,580
It shoots you anyway.

789
01:10:15,960 --> 01:10:19,040
Oh, that's not what Mr. Head says. He
says we're getting dropped into the

790
01:10:19,040 --> 01:10:20,080
from 10 ,000 feet.

791
01:10:20,980 --> 01:10:21,980
Isn't that right, gang?

792
01:10:22,360 --> 01:10:23,360
Yeah.

793
01:10:24,780 --> 01:10:25,780
Okay.

794
01:10:27,520 --> 01:10:28,520
Thanks.

795
01:10:32,100 --> 01:10:35,500
If we ever get out of this, I'll make it
up to you guys.

796
01:10:36,860 --> 01:10:37,940
I think I know a way.

797
01:10:41,520 --> 01:10:44,100
laughing gas the dentist gave me? Of
course.

798
01:10:44,880 --> 01:10:49,500
Brilliant. When I say now, take a deep
breath and hold it.

799
01:15:24,240 --> 01:15:25,179
I'm alive!

800
01:15:25,180 --> 01:15:26,180
I'm alive!

801
01:15:26,700 --> 01:15:28,560
All I have to do is find the cellular
phone.

802
01:15:28,960 --> 01:15:31,180
Right? Nothing can go wrong now.

803
01:15:35,040 --> 01:15:40,500
We gotta land this thing.

804
01:15:40,740 --> 01:15:41,740
No shit, Jose.

805
01:15:41,920 --> 01:15:44,160
Except for the fact that we don't know
how we're out of gas.

806
01:15:44,500 --> 01:15:46,400
Why are you always so hung up on
details?

807
01:16:34,800 --> 01:16:36,640
Misty, did the two bums cooperate?

808
01:16:37,280 --> 01:16:41,320
The two bums are sitting right next to
me, and yes, they did cooperate. I

809
01:16:41,320 --> 01:16:44,300
couldn't have done it without them.
Thank you, thank you. It was nothing,

810
01:16:44,420 --> 01:16:46,660
really. You know, you all amazed me.

811
01:16:47,060 --> 01:16:50,680
You uncovered Rupert's plan. You
followed him to the Caribbean. You found

812
01:16:50,680 --> 01:16:54,880
loading $100 million worth of cocaine
onto a plane. You got shoved around by a

813
01:16:54,880 --> 01:16:58,540
bunch of Colombian thugs. Cut to the
chase, Chief. We know all that. To make

814
01:16:58,540 --> 01:17:02,700
long story short, you managed to get rid
of the thugs. You landed the plane, and

815
01:17:02,700 --> 01:17:03,900
you... delivered to the authority.

816
01:17:04,820 --> 01:17:11,380
260 pounds of pure... powdered sugar.

817
01:17:11,760 --> 01:17:12,719
Funny, Chief.

818
01:17:12,720 --> 01:17:15,500
What a kidder. This is powdered sugar.

819
01:17:20,440 --> 01:17:23,240
He isn't kidding. It's powdered sugar,
all right.

820
01:17:23,460 --> 01:17:29,020
Which brings us to a dead end for this
investigation as a single question looms

821
01:17:29,020 --> 01:17:30,020
towards us.

822
01:17:32,520 --> 01:17:33,820
Go away. We'll be back.

823
01:17:34,640 --> 01:17:36,200
Damn, they have all these commercials.

824
01:17:36,420 --> 01:17:37,480
The Bureau must be desperate.

825
01:17:37,760 --> 01:17:38,760
Did I hear right?

826
01:17:39,340 --> 01:17:41,380
You said you got rid of the thugs. So?

827
01:17:42,100 --> 01:17:43,440
He didn't mention Rupert.

828
01:17:43,800 --> 01:17:47,200
We got rid of Rupert, right? Yes, sir.
He went down like a bullet.

829
01:17:47,440 --> 01:17:49,320
This is a sad day for the Bureau.

830
01:17:49,840 --> 01:17:51,320
We lost our only chance.

831
01:17:51,680 --> 01:17:52,680
Put Rupert away.

832
01:17:52,740 --> 01:17:57,040
Not so fast, Chief. Rupert took a dive
from 20 ,000 feet and no parachute.

833
01:17:57,420 --> 01:17:59,600
That lake full of alligators broke his
fall.

834
01:17:59,900 --> 01:18:00,920
How come he wasn't eaten alive?

835
01:18:01,340 --> 01:18:03,200
Would you eat a German?

836
01:18:03,460 --> 01:18:07,020
Chief, before you go, Rupert can only
trick us once.

837
01:18:07,240 --> 01:18:11,960
That powdered sugar gag was clever, but
we will find the cocaine, and we will

838
01:18:11,960 --> 01:18:12,960
put him away for good.

839
01:18:13,200 --> 01:18:14,179
You'd better.

840
01:18:14,180 --> 01:18:16,060
My retirement plan depends on it.

841
01:18:16,590 --> 01:18:21,190
I'm supposed to surrender my badge next
week and start a bone sex 900 service.

842
01:18:22,510 --> 01:18:23,530
Do your best.

843
01:18:23,810 --> 01:18:24,810
We will, Chief.

844
01:18:25,530 --> 01:18:27,850
A great man, a great agent.

845
01:18:28,110 --> 01:18:32,050
30 years with the force and he's giving
it all up for the good, clean, quiet

846
01:18:32,050 --> 01:18:33,050
life.

847
01:18:37,210 --> 01:18:38,770
Ladies and gentlemen.

848
01:18:39,310 --> 01:18:42,230
Ula Shigula, Miss Young Yugoslavia.

849
01:18:43,110 --> 01:18:45,230
Monique Perrier, Miss Fiery France.

850
01:18:46,320 --> 01:18:50,240
Maria Conchita Alvarez, Miss Bodacious
Bolivia.

851
01:18:50,480 --> 01:18:53,180
Briga Goulash, Miss Hungry Hungry.

852
01:18:54,620 --> 01:18:57,240
Dorota Krakova, Miss Polluted Poland.

853
01:18:58,840 --> 01:19:02,080
Simone Linguini, Miss Idyllic Italy.

854
01:19:03,360 --> 01:19:06,280
Marcia Marciano, Miss Horny Honduras.

855
01:19:06,880 --> 01:19:10,020
Rosanne Castaneda, Miss Spanking Spain.

856
01:19:11,140 --> 01:19:14,620
Lily Vanili Hussein, Miss Airet Iraq.

857
01:19:15,210 --> 01:19:19,330
And last but not least, Marikita Del
Castro El Pidal, Miss Corvaceous Cuba.

858
01:19:21,590 --> 01:19:25,350
Unfortunately, we seem to be missing our
very own reception.

859
01:19:25,670 --> 01:19:31,370
But, as they say in my country, the
shoulders must go on it.

860
01:19:33,190 --> 01:19:34,710
Thank you, ladies.

861
01:19:35,210 --> 01:19:39,110
I will discuss this with myself and will
come up with the results later.

862
01:19:48,490 --> 01:19:49,610
You can go in, slut.

863
01:19:52,470 --> 01:19:53,650
Thank you, Eric, so much.

864
01:19:53,970 --> 01:19:55,370
The boss may be pleased.

865
01:20:41,800 --> 01:20:42,800
Well, look for evidence.

866
01:20:43,500 --> 01:20:44,500
Check every room.

867
01:21:10,250 --> 01:21:13,870
I absolutely refuse to believe bodies
like this exist in real life. Freeze!

868
01:21:14,250 --> 01:21:15,270
I've done that already.

869
01:21:15,590 --> 01:21:18,190
Okay. Right now, now put your head over
your hands.

870
01:21:18,970 --> 01:21:20,330
Or is it the other way around?

871
01:21:20,830 --> 01:21:22,330
Definitely the other way around.

872
01:21:24,170 --> 01:21:27,210
See? Okay. Okay, now drop your gun.

873
01:21:27,710 --> 01:21:29,210
You drop your gun.

874
01:21:29,870 --> 01:21:31,850
No, you drop your gun.

875
01:21:32,150 --> 01:21:33,670
No, you drop your gun.

876
01:21:34,610 --> 01:21:36,670
I work for the Bolivian government.

877
01:21:37,090 --> 01:21:38,130
Drop your gun.

878
01:21:38,540 --> 01:21:40,020
Everybody drop your gun.

879
01:21:40,440 --> 01:21:44,400
Hey, Bruno, good to see you, guy. Not
good for you, moron.

880
01:21:44,620 --> 01:21:47,820
I ain't working for Rupert anymore. What
do you mean? You quit?

881
01:21:48,140 --> 01:21:49,780
I'm a born -again Christian now.

882
01:21:50,600 --> 01:21:52,580
There's too much brutality on the
streets.

883
01:21:52,840 --> 01:21:54,980
Too much domestic violence.

884
01:21:55,620 --> 01:21:57,220
Too much gratuitous sex.

885
01:21:59,540 --> 01:22:02,740
I've decided to help society and put a
stop to all of the above.

886
01:22:03,400 --> 01:22:07,960
This is a handgun destined to defend law
and order. I will not confiscate it.

887
01:22:08,360 --> 01:22:09,960
Thank you. Use it wisely.

888
01:22:10,200 --> 01:22:11,500
Do not hurt the innocent.

889
01:22:11,820 --> 01:22:15,180
I won't. Your shining example is an
inspiration to all agents.

890
01:22:16,060 --> 01:22:19,180
Frank, too. Bruno, you didn't go to
Mexico after all.

891
01:22:19,440 --> 01:22:21,660
Changed my mind. I'm not really the
marrying type.

892
01:22:22,100 --> 01:22:23,400
You saved me from sin.

893
01:22:24,080 --> 01:22:26,280
I owe you my soul, my very existence.

894
01:22:26,680 --> 01:22:27,680
Let's not exaggerate.

895
01:22:28,080 --> 01:22:29,080
Do your duty.

896
01:22:29,420 --> 01:22:31,220
Apprehend Rupert. I'll testify.

897
01:22:31,660 --> 01:22:33,820
I've got my own witness protection
program.

898
01:22:34,340 --> 01:22:37,180
I've rounded up the guards and put them
in a room where they're watching Oprah.

899
01:22:37,690 --> 01:22:41,690
I'll take these people, then watch
Geraldo while you're taking care of

900
01:22:41,910 --> 01:22:44,070
I'll talk to the chief and recommend a
pardon.

901
01:22:44,590 --> 01:22:46,410
Let's go, Frank. Ethel needs us.

902
01:22:47,330 --> 01:22:48,330
Miss Bolivia?

903
01:22:48,730 --> 01:22:53,430
Or should I say, Agent Maria Conchita
Alvarez, Fernando Guava, Santa Maria

904
01:22:53,430 --> 01:22:58,290
Valenzuela, Del Conerman, Tres Santos,
Cerritos, El Pantrosa. Just call me

905
01:22:58,290 --> 01:22:59,630
Maria. Okay.

906
01:23:04,530 --> 01:23:05,530
People.

907
01:23:08,360 --> 01:23:09,360
Hello, Rupert.

908
01:23:09,920 --> 01:23:12,680
Ethel. I thought... You thought I ran.

909
01:23:13,020 --> 01:23:14,400
This has nothing to do with I ran.

910
01:23:14,980 --> 01:23:16,020
I thought you disappeared.

911
01:23:17,620 --> 01:23:20,260
Ethel, let me introduce you to my wife.

912
01:23:20,520 --> 01:23:21,499
Your wife?

913
01:23:21,500 --> 01:23:23,020
Of course. It's good for PR.

914
01:23:23,420 --> 01:23:29,920
And me, Rupert. What was I, a passing
fling? Are you two romantically

915
01:23:30,500 --> 01:23:31,500
More or less.

916
01:23:31,760 --> 01:23:33,200
More and less.

917
01:23:34,090 --> 01:23:36,790
I must admit, I have a mad crush on
Ethel.

918
01:23:37,710 --> 01:23:43,290
Well, Rupert, in that case, I want a
divorce.

919
01:23:43,970 --> 01:23:49,210
I'll take all your money, the house, the
plane, the boat, the condo in Palm

920
01:23:49,210 --> 01:23:56,150
Springs, the SL500 in the Porsche, the
big screen TV, and the beach house in

921
01:23:56,150 --> 01:23:57,150
Malibu.

922
01:23:58,450 --> 01:24:02,750
Ethel, if I divorce her, will you marry
me? I can't marry you, Rupert.

923
01:24:03,080 --> 01:24:04,520
The FBI says you're a drug lord.

924
01:24:05,200 --> 01:24:06,520
What's wrong with the title?

925
01:24:06,840 --> 01:24:09,780
They also say you've just lost $100
million worth of cocaine.

926
01:24:10,120 --> 01:24:14,460
Win some, lose some. I still have enough
to buy you a wonderful life.

927
01:24:15,120 --> 01:24:17,480
Cocaine, which turned out to be nothing
but powdered sugar.

928
01:24:17,720 --> 01:24:18,720
It was?

929
01:24:18,880 --> 01:24:22,680
Very amusing for the Colombians. But
then I paid them in counterfeit money.

930
01:24:25,700 --> 01:24:29,440
Gesundheit. Oh, you recognize me, Hess.

931
01:24:30,220 --> 01:24:31,220
Gesundheit.

932
01:24:31,480 --> 01:24:32,480
Thanks again.

933
01:24:32,990 --> 01:24:33,990
You're under arrest.

934
01:24:34,230 --> 01:24:35,670
For what crime, may I ask?

935
01:24:36,650 --> 01:24:37,990
Illegal drug trafficking.

936
01:24:38,850 --> 01:24:40,090
Manufacture of phony currency.

937
01:24:40,770 --> 01:24:44,750
Conspiracy to sell ten young ladies into
the Middle East slave trade. And

938
01:24:44,750 --> 01:24:49,310
wearing such a ridiculous tuxedo. Let me
introduce you to some very important

939
01:24:49,310 --> 01:24:50,730
people, Mr. Gesundheim.

940
01:24:51,670 --> 01:24:56,650
This is my attorney, Mr. Herskovitz of
Herskovitz and Herskovitz. $3 .75 an

941
01:24:56,650 --> 01:24:57,650
hour. Pleasure.

942
01:24:57,850 --> 01:24:58,850
For you, perhaps?

943
01:24:58,890 --> 01:25:01,670
This is my other attorney, Mr. Vombulo
of Bulombulo.

944
01:25:02,120 --> 01:25:03,340
$4 .65 an hour.

945
01:25:04,360 --> 01:25:09,800
Pleasure. And these other people, all of
them are my other attorneys, ranging

946
01:25:09,800 --> 01:25:12,140
from $2 .75 to $500 an hour.

947
01:25:12,520 --> 01:25:14,380
Do you think you can make this stick in
court?

948
01:25:14,640 --> 01:25:15,640
You have no witnesses.

949
01:25:15,680 --> 01:25:16,680
You have no evidence.

950
01:25:16,800 --> 01:25:18,400
You have no confession!

951
01:25:18,760 --> 01:25:21,500
And even if you did, it would have been
obtained under duress.

952
01:25:21,720 --> 01:25:22,720
You have no such warrant.

953
01:25:22,960 --> 01:25:26,980
And having no warrant, you are here
illegally and trespassing on private

954
01:25:26,980 --> 01:25:29,940
property. All your claims are therefore
null, end, or void.

955
01:25:30,520 --> 01:25:31,520
Void? Yeah, void.

956
01:25:32,080 --> 01:25:33,460
He means void.

957
01:25:33,800 --> 01:25:38,060
All of the above without prejudice to
our client's rights and remedies that

958
01:25:38,580 --> 01:25:40,480
Fills you with a brew for $10 million.

959
01:25:41,040 --> 01:25:45,360
Plus reasonable attorney's fees and
legal expenses.

960
01:25:45,840 --> 01:25:47,860
Rupert, I think this is disgusting.

961
01:25:48,180 --> 01:25:51,720
You're knee -high in crime, divorce, and
lawyers.

962
01:25:51,960 --> 01:25:53,320
I'm leaving you forever.

963
01:25:54,300 --> 01:25:55,880
Ethel, Ethel, come back.

964
01:25:56,200 --> 01:25:57,820
Leave me alone, Rupert.

965
01:26:29,559 --> 01:26:32,700
What a woman. What a dynamite female.

966
01:27:02,250 --> 01:27:06,850
Attention all units. I'm in pursuit of
suspect chasing a male prostitute in a

967
01:27:06,850 --> 01:27:07,850
stolen car.

968
01:27:08,290 --> 01:27:09,670
Gonna get the hunky too.

969
01:27:43,150 --> 01:27:44,150
Make me.

970
01:27:49,950 --> 01:27:50,769
Hey, bro.

971
01:27:50,770 --> 01:27:52,470
Who went? Get the horse.

972
01:28:04,030 --> 01:28:05,070
Ethel, don't be silly.

973
01:28:05,570 --> 01:28:07,410
Don't throw away such a magnificent
opportunity.

974
01:28:07,970 --> 01:28:09,590
It's all over, Rupert.

975
01:28:09,830 --> 01:28:10,830
Marry me, Ethel.

976
01:28:11,310 --> 01:28:15,640
I can't marry you. Rupert, there's so
many things you don't know about me. I

977
01:28:15,640 --> 01:28:19,140
don't care. I still want you to marry
me. Well, then take a good look.

978
01:29:36,520 --> 01:29:37,560
Step out of the car, please.

979
01:29:41,260 --> 01:29:42,260
Yeah.

980
01:29:42,800 --> 01:29:47,080
I'm cool. I'm cool, brother. Hey, my
man, don't give me that look. I'm with

981
01:29:47,160 --> 01:29:50,420
baby. We got to fight the man, you know?
We got to do the right thing. You know

982
01:29:50,420 --> 01:29:52,000
what I'm saying? Fight the power.

983
01:29:52,820 --> 01:29:53,820
Give me five.

984
01:29:53,960 --> 01:29:54,960
Give it to me.

985
01:30:37,320 --> 01:30:42,120
Good work, Mr. Guggenheimer. Thank you,
Mr. Stavovitz. Like Rupert said, we

986
01:30:42,120 --> 01:30:43,540
could only get him on a technicality.

987
01:30:43,880 --> 01:30:48,380
Hess, released on a technicality, is
suing the LAPD for $165 million.

988
01:30:48,800 --> 01:30:52,480
The LAPD claim they've already grossed
$172 million.

989
01:30:52,840 --> 01:30:56,720
Jury selection for the trial begins next
week in Kazakhstan.

990
01:31:47,070 --> 01:31:48,210
Oui, Jacob Roth.

991
01:31:48,630 --> 01:31:49,630
Merci.

992
01:32:08,250 --> 01:32:09,290
What's with all this fog?

993
01:32:09,810 --> 01:32:10,810
It's not fog.

994
01:32:11,090 --> 01:32:13,010
It's smog. You're in L .A.

995
01:32:14,050 --> 01:32:16,190
Hope this won't be a problem for Miss
Jane Gesundheim.

996
01:32:16,820 --> 01:32:17,820
They just left.

997
01:32:18,020 --> 01:32:19,820
They've only got half an hour to make
their plane.

998
01:32:30,540 --> 01:32:31,720
Traffic must have been white.

999
01:32:53,930 --> 01:32:54,930
Who are you guys?

1000
01:32:54,990 --> 01:32:56,570
Frank. Do I know you?

1001
01:32:56,790 --> 01:32:58,890
Come on, Frank. It's me, Misty.

1002
01:32:59,310 --> 01:33:01,370
Oh, no, it's not. Oh, yes, it is.

1003
01:33:01,610 --> 01:33:02,750
Who the hell are you?

1004
01:33:03,630 --> 01:33:05,970
Gesundheim. Thanks, but I didn't sneeze.

1005
01:33:06,470 --> 01:33:08,690
Frank, it really is me, Misty.

1006
01:33:09,130 --> 01:33:10,490
Or Joanne, if you want.

1007
01:33:10,750 --> 01:33:12,110
You sure don't look it.

1008
01:33:12,390 --> 01:33:14,130
That's because I'm not undercover
anymore.

1009
01:33:14,930 --> 01:33:17,190
You mean... Yes, you guessed right.

1010
01:33:17,790 --> 01:33:19,430
This is how we look in real life.

1011
01:33:19,650 --> 01:33:20,910
The faces you used to know.

1012
01:33:21,690 --> 01:33:22,870
Yes, you guessed right.

1013
01:33:23,530 --> 01:33:25,670
The disguise of the Bureau of Design is
for us.

1014
01:33:32,430 --> 01:33:33,930
Well, I guess this is goodbye.

1015
01:33:34,710 --> 01:33:36,150
Maybe we'll meet again, Frank.

1016
01:33:36,590 --> 01:33:37,590
I don't think so.

1017
01:33:37,790 --> 01:33:39,350
I'm going to pursue my acting career.

1018
01:33:39,830 --> 01:33:43,110
But last night we... Last night we said
a great deal of foolish things.

1019
01:33:43,630 --> 01:33:45,650
You're getting on that plane. You go
where you belong.

1020
01:33:46,010 --> 01:33:48,730
The problems of three little people
don't amount to a hill of beans in this

1021
01:33:48,730 --> 01:33:49,489
crazy world.

1022
01:33:49,490 --> 01:33:51,510
If you ever get to Washington, call me.

1023
01:33:51,870 --> 01:33:52,870
Okay, I'll give you a ring.

1024
01:33:53,440 --> 01:33:54,580
I hope it's a diamond.

1025
01:34:50,220 --> 01:34:51,460
I feel sorry for them.

1026
01:34:51,680 --> 01:34:53,460
They couldn't even afford a decent
airline.

1027
01:34:54,020 --> 01:34:56,260
This is post -Cenuno -America, Frank.

1028
01:34:59,820 --> 01:35:03,440
Shut up, Sam.

1029
01:35:05,580 --> 01:35:06,580
Okay.

1030
01:35:09,160 --> 01:35:12,900
With all due respect, the sentiment and
emotion, how much did we get for the

1031
01:35:12,900 --> 01:35:15,980
film rights, Mr. Estopovitz? One
million, Mr. Guggenheimer.

1032
01:35:16,480 --> 01:35:17,520
How much for the book rights?

1033
01:35:18,100 --> 01:35:19,300
$750 ,000.

1034
01:35:19,520 --> 01:35:20,520
You get to produce.

1035
01:35:20,640 --> 01:35:21,680
And you get to direct.

1036
01:35:21,900 --> 01:35:23,020
I love L .A.

1037
01:35:23,980 --> 01:35:28,280
Frank, something tells me this is the
beginning of a beautiful friendship.

1038
01:35:28,840 --> 01:35:31,140
And that is the naked truth.

1039
01:36:13,420 --> 01:36:15,780
I want to be loved by you.

1040
01:36:19,100 --> 01:36:22,440
By you and nobody else but you.

1041
01:36:26,260 --> 01:36:28,400
Work with me, you little fumble, or
you're dead.

1042
01:36:28,860 --> 01:36:29,860
Got it.

1043
01:36:30,020 --> 01:36:31,020
It didn't go down?

1044
01:36:43,240 --> 01:36:45,300
Would you give it to me before I kill
you?

1045
01:36:46,560 --> 01:36:49,500
Would you give it?

1046
01:36:54,540 --> 01:36:59,600
And conspiracy to sell 10 young ladies
into the Middle East drug trade. No,

1047
01:36:59,600 --> 01:37:00,600
shit.

1048
01:37:15,210 --> 01:37:18,350
You are here illegally and trespassing
on private property.

1049
01:37:21,770 --> 01:37:23,510
And the beach house in Malibu.

1050
01:37:29,430 --> 01:37:36,370
We have a severe eye...

1051
01:37:36,370 --> 01:37:38,410
eye... eye fright.

1052
01:37:38,670 --> 01:37:39,670
God.

1053
01:37:42,630 --> 01:37:43,750
First off, Jake.

1054
01:37:44,190 --> 01:37:45,930
Can't you see we're waiting for an
informer?

1055
01:37:49,690 --> 01:37:55,330
Ladies and gentlemen, we get off the
plane on the left side of the... Shit!

1056
01:37:59,230 --> 01:38:00,230
Black Russian?

1057
01:38:00,490 --> 01:38:01,650
No, I'm just sort of tan.

1058
01:38:12,360 --> 01:38:14,380
I'm in pursuit of suspect, chasing him.

1059
01:38:21,680 --> 01:38:25,000
You're not going to shoot the harmonica
play again tonight, are you, Mr. Head?

1060
01:38:28,860 --> 01:38:32,720
First class passengers will disembark
after the plane has landed.

1061
01:38:52,080 --> 01:38:53,080
Give me the Grape -A -Bot!

1062
01:40:04,860 --> 01:40:08,120
That could keep me from slipping at
once.

1063
01:40:49,680 --> 01:40:55,340
Come from all around the world Just to
get a glimpse of me when I dance